【Sharing】How does Chinese recipe change in the history?

Someone goes to through the veil of time to Qin Dynasty

Waiter:

Please come in, would you want to eat something or get accommodation?

Customer:

can you give me a bowl of tomato and egg noodles?

Waiter:

I’m sorry, Mr, Noodles will be invented in Ming Dynasty, and tomato will be discovered in southron American, and then it will come in China at the end of Qing Dynasty, there are only chicken eggs in my restaurant, would you like to want to order one?

Customer:

What a restaurant, there isn’t a bowl of noodles in your place! Okay!!! Do you have Baozi? give me ten ones.

Waiter:

I’m sorry, we don’t have them. Baozi and Mantou will be invented in Three Countries Dynasty by Zhugeliang. I’m so sorry.

Customer:

My god, You don’t just supply white rice, right?

Waiter:

I’m sorry, this is northern China, the rice originated in the subtropical zone. if you climb over the Qinling Mountains, you will see it. We have no.

Customer:

Give me two bottles of alcoholic drink and a dish of beef ……….. Why cover my mouth?

Waiter:

Sir, quiet! The forbidden kill cattle now, if you kill a cattle, you will be convicted, so absolutely cannot do it!

Customer:

Okay! I won’t drink alcoholic, I just drink tea, OK?

Waiter:

No, The tea will be invented in Han Dynasty, and then only the leaders can drink tea in Tang Dynasty. So we have no.

Customer:

OK! I don’t want to have dinner, can you give me some fruit? the weather is very hot, give me a watermelon, ok?

Waiter:

Watermelon is an African specialty, it will be grown at beginning of Nansong Dynasty in China.

Customer:

Ok, you don’t have the watermelon. Apples, I think you must have.

Waiter:

I’m sorry, apple in the Nineteenth Century from Europe into China. Sir, you don’t eat fruit, I can responsibly tell you what grapes, mango, pomegranate, strawberry, pineapple. Now you can not eat.

Customer:

Can you tell me what do you have, please?

Waiter:

I can give you some millet steamed bread, you can dip into the sauce to eat, and I can give you a boiled cabbage too.

Customer:

I know. This is the Mala Tang shop.

Waiter:

No, The pepper will come to China at Ming Dynasty, so I cannot cook the Mala Tang.

Customer:

If you don’t have pepper, you can use garlic instead of pepper.

Waiter:

I’m so sorry, the garlic will come to China at West Han Dynasty from West Asia by Zhangqian, we only have Chinese prickly ash.

Customer:

Can you stir-fry dishes? Don’t boil the vegetables.

Waiter:

I think you must don’t know, the iron pan will be made after Song Dynasty, now I cannot stir-fry dishes, and if stir-frying dishes, needing rapeseed oil, but the rapeseed will be planted at the end of Ming Dynasty.

Customer:

You can use peanut oil for cooking.

Waiter:

The peanut is from South America, and it will be found and disseminated after discovering the New World by Columbus. At beginning of Qing Dynasty, many people never saw the peanut.

Customer:

Despise you. Give me an order of boil cabbage and add a little cilantro.

Waiter:

Coriander originated in the Mediterranean Sea, it came here after Zhangqian got West Asia …

Customer:

I really want to kill you with cucumber.

Waiter:

The cucumber! It originated in the India, The cucumber was also brought back by Zhang Qian from the Western Regions.

Customer:

Okay, I’ll kill you with eggplant.

Waiter:

The eggplant is from Southeast Asia, it will come to China at Jin Dynasty. Emperor Suiyang likes to eat it very much.

Customer:

“………………”

Waiter:

Sir, what else would you like to eat?

Customer:

“………………”

Waiter:

Sir, what would you like? Hello sir. Sir, please, don’t go!

艾凡(Ivan)

What is happiness’s secret? Don't expect too much!

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